10 More Things I Love About Sports...........

So yeah, I need to dust off this so here's a quick post........More of the reasons why I love sports............

1)Pedro Martinez' jheri curl....it's Morris Day & The Time level awesome....

2)Hockey Fights....Some say it takes away from the game but hockey is such a physical sport, it's better to let stuff to be settled this way....

3)The Oakland Raiders.....because they are so easy to make fun of.....

4)The cycle.......I think its really impressive.....

5)Anytime Shaq has a mic in his hand....

6)Home-run robbing catches....

7)Barry Melrose's mullet

8)The awkward silence that follows whenever Tim McCarver says something recockulous...

9)Jon Miller's awesomeness more then making up for Joe Morgan's shittiness....

10)The World Cup........because it's a guaranteed time for people to care about soccer(which should happen more). I remember the 02 World Cup, I was a junior in high school and nobody gave a shit about anything else except for soccer....Two weeks of awesome that was....

Not my best work but it knocks the rust off.....I have something that I'm working on thats really good so stay tuned......

BH

P.S-I love ellipses......

Doing What The Brookdale History Dept. Hasn't Done Yet....

This comparison paper on George W Bush and Richard Nixon is seriously the best thing I've ever written......the fact that my poli sci professor gave me a PERFECT SCORE on it and asked me if I wanted to have it in the Brookdale History Department's online journal............that was early May. It's now mid-July and nothing yet and I'm tired of waiting so check it out.......it's called "From Watergate To Iraq In Six (Or So) Easy Steps" and yes, that's the best title I can come up with. Sorry about the fact that you will have to copy & paste the address......

http://docs.google.com/Doc?docid=ddzpx92z_2cs3ktkd4&hl=en

Intellectual Property

This was a paper I wrote for one of my classes on Intellectual Property and how some of the ways it's misused or stolen, whichever word you want to use. So check it out, guys. Oh, if you do actually read this, leave some feedback. I'm taking this relatively seriously. It'll only take a minute of your time. Thanks.

According to the World Intellectual Property Organization’s website, intellectual property is a term that describes all different types of creations of the mind. Intellectual property is divided into two subgroups: Industrial Property and Copyrights. Creations that fall into the Industrial Property include:Inventions and Patents,Trademarks,Industrial Designs(Blueprints)and Geographic Indications of Source (Maps.Creations that are under the Copyrights heading include all different types of artistic works including:Literary(Novels, Poetry, Plays),Films,Music,Artistic(Sculptures, Drawings and Sketchings, Paintings, Photography)and Architectural Designs

It is important to understand all of the different creations that fall under the banner of Intellectual property. However, when it comes to ethics and Intellectual Property, we have to focus on the rights that are attached to the creations in the group Copyrights. These rights protect infringement on broadcasts and recording of radio, TV and film. It also included protection of songs and various forms of visual art.

When talking about the protection of intellectual property, the first thing that pops in the minds of most people is the legal battle between Shawn Fanning, the creator of Napster (the first online file-sharing service) and the band Metallica. Fanning created Napster as easier way to find music. Fanning created the service to find music both faster and easier than what was possible at the time. However his idea of P2P (peer to peer) bypassed all the channels that would entail paying for the downloaded music, which led to scads of copyright violations.

Fanning got into legal hot water in 2000 when the band Metallica heard that a demo of the at-the-time unreleased song “How I Disappear” was being passed along on the network, which led to the track being leaked onto radio. The leaked demo lead to Metallica and other artists, including Dr.Dre and Madonna, learning that their back-catalogs were being downloaded for free by Napster users all over the world. The lawsuits soon followed, not only from Metallica and other musicians but record label A&M filed suit as well. All of the suits claim that all Napster users were infringing copyrights with every download and Napster was liable for both contributory and vicarious copyright infringements. Napster was found liable on all counts and after filing various appeals shut down in 2002. However, Napster was the catalyst for the digital music revolution and also the steep and steady decline of album sales, over twenty-five percent in the decade so far.
 
Another form of copyright infringement when it comes to music is sampling. Sampling is taking a clip of a song (a drum break, guitar solo, bass line etc.) and reusing it in another song, mostly done with computer software. A lot of samples nowadays are used correctly and with the proper royalties and or the permission of the original writer of the music to use it. The most famous example of unauthorized sampling is the use of the bass line from “Under Pressure” by Queen (with David Bowie). The case that Vanilla Ice made that by the addition of one note at the end of the riff, it was now an original piece of music. The two groups reached a settlement before heading into litigation with Vanilla Ice agreeing to pay the band its due royalties.

Visual art has its own version of sampling which is called appropriation. Instead of using bits of music, artists used already created images when creating a piece of art. Famous artists such as Pablo Picasso, Andy Warhol and Roy Lichtenstein all have used appropriation in some or all of their work. A more recent and prevalent artist is Shepard Fairey, who created the icon “HOPE” posters with a image of our current president on it.

Fairey has actually gotten to some legal hot water over his Obama poster. Fairey did not give credit to the AP for the photo, which was copyrighted by the Associated Press and were seeking compensation that was due to them. Fairey has since given credit to the AP for the photo. However, this isn’t the first time that Fairey has gotten into trouble over unauthorized use of an image.

In 1989, as an experiment in what Fairey called “phenomenology”, him and his friends started to plaster stickers with the image of famed pro wrestler Andre the Giant on them with the words “Andre the Giant has a posse” all over the world. Soon, the WWE (WWF at the time), filed a lawsuit claiming that the image of Andre which they have trademarked was being used without their permission. This suit drove Fairey to create the iconic “OBEY” print that has been in vogue for years now.

Intellectual property protection has become much more stringent and with the fairly-priced iTunes having not only music but movies and TV shows as well. However, as we saw with the news that the new Wolverine movie was leaked, that they will always be people out there that will do their best to subvert the law. Hopefully, they will be a day where that creation of all kind can be shared with all parties receiving what they want.

Comparing and contrasting how Joesph Campbell is full of shit.

This was a paper that I wrote for my English class last semester. I used the two films we watched in class, Big Fish and The Razor's Edge to prove that Campbell's theory of the hero's quest is stupid. It fits into the whole Static Age ideal since I'm talking about two movies....................and it's a really good bit of writing. Wow, I need to step up my posting here and I will because there's major plan for me when it comes to Static Age so stay tuned. On that note, here it is.

The Hero’s Quest is defined by noted “mythologist” Joseph Campbell as the path that all heroes, both real and fictional, go on. He also states that there are two types of the hero’s quest: physical and spiritual. I disagree with Campbell as I feel that all quests are of a spiritual in the end and the physical aspects of it are nearly devices used to get the spiritual goal that the hero drives for. I’m going to prove this idea using a few comparative and contrasting ideals from the films Big Fish and The Razor’s Edge. I’m also going to use the films to explain a theory that the hero’s quest is not one of a cycle but of one of a straight path chock full of various peaks and valleys.

Both films are great example of a hero’s quest in that fact they have protagonists, Ed Bloom in Big Fish and Larry Darrell in Razor’s Edge, which yearn for some more fulfillment. One can argue that Bloom’s quest of his future wife, Sandra is more of a physical quest but it’s a spiritual quest in the fact is not enough that he found Sandra, he had to get her to marry him, which would entail a spiritual connection. I also feel that this wasn’t the actual goal of Ed Bloom because when he left his hometown of Ashton with Karl the Giant, it was, like Larry heading off to World War I to be an ambulance driver, a search for something more. The finding of Sandra, the marriage of Sandra and all the various labors he partook under the big top of the werewolf Amos Callaway were simply physical tasks that needed to be done in order to reach the bigger goal which is the fulfillment of finally no longer feeling like an empty vessel.

Not completely unlike Bloom’s journey is the one that Larry Darrell, the hero of The Razor’s Edge, partakes. However, unlike Bloom, Darrell starts on his journey unconsciously and also has a fiancée, Isabel Bradley, so love is not a one the factor in his quest. On the other side of the coin though, his quest is a lot like Bloom’s in the regard that he’s also goes on a quest for fulfillment, but not until he sees the gruff ambulance captain, Piedmont, take a fatal bullet headed towards Larry. After this experience, Larry comes to the realization that the life that he has waiting for him when he returns to America is one of upper-crust opulence but empty of any sort of spiritual meaning of any kind. Upon his return he spends his days just longing about and when he informs his less open-minded fiancé of his plan to explore the world in search of true meaning, Isabel breaks it off.

In the opening paragraph, I mentioned my theory that all hero’s quest are of the spiritual nature and that the various physical tasks that the hero endures are what makes the hero’s attainment of the spiritual goal much more sweeter. Both Edward and Larry go through various Herculean-like labors, the one similarity being experiencing war, Larry serving in World War I while Edward was in Korea. Both experienced life-altering moments, for Larry it was the true turning point with Piedmont’s sacrifice mention in the previous paragraph while Edward, being decides to stray from his original mission and play spy where while he stumbles upon the Siamese burlesque dancers, Ping and Jing, who help him get back to America where he finds out that he was declared legally dead.

Along with the similarities with both serving in a war, both Edward and Larry, like every other hero in recorded history, happens upon a mentor who helps them achieve their respective goals. For Larry he had a fellow coal miner who gives Larry a book on Buddhism which sends Larry on his way to Tibet where he gets the enlightenment that he seeks at a monastery. The person who mentors Edward is Amos Calloway, who is the ringmaster of the circus that Edward first saw Sandra at and now worked at for the promise of information about Sandra. Amos is not the best mentor as he made Edward worked for months at a time for the most mundane of info, such as “she likes music”. However, Amos became a true friend after one night when Edward discovered that Amos was a werewolf and calmed him down with a game of fetch. After that night, Amos gave Edward all of the info that he needed to win over Sandra.

Not to be forgotten, Edward Bloom’s son Will is also on a quest of his own. A quest that is much more complimentary to the quest of Larry Darrell in the fact that what they is understanding, Larry of life and Will of his father, who he feels can’t be separated from his stories. Also like Larry, he escapes his troubles by going to Paris but like his father and unlike Larry, he finds his wife Josephine. Will’s quest is also like Larry’s quest in the fact that they’re both were a search to find a way to make peace with their past albeit in different ways. Will is looking to understand it by trying to weed through all of Edward’s tall tales to find the difference between truth and fiction while Larry’s way to make peace with his past is to completely distance himself from the snotty upper-class life that is his home life.

The interesting thing about the similar quests of Will Bloom and Larry Darrell is that it’s the perfect example of my viewpoint of the hero’s quest which is that it doesn’t travel in a cycle like Joseph Campbell believes. I feel that the hero’s quest is more akin to a rollercoaster ride at Great Adventure. Campbell feels that the hero’s reaches his goal in the middle of the cycle then travels back around to acceptance. I feel that the hero doesn’t reach his true goal until the end where it all makes sense to him. For example, Larry Darrell doesn’t reach his goal on top of the Tibetan mountain but at the end of the movie when after the death of Isabel’s bourgeois uncle, he tells her that he’s going back to America to live the live that he wants to lead; one of spiritual fulfillment, not fiscal fulfillment. The author of The Razor’s Edge, W. Somerset Maugham ended the book by saying that all of the characters got what they wanted in the end: “Isabel an assured position….Larry happiness.”

Along the same lines, Will Bloom receives his enlightenment at the end of the movie where he, at the side of Edward’s deathbed, realized that just like the hero’s quest itself, and his father’s stories, it’s not the destination that’s fulfilling, it’s the journey. Will comes to this reason first when his father asks him to finish the story of Edward Bloom’s life and Will jumped right into it, spinning an Edward Bloom-like yarn like it was old hat to him. Even still, Will was a bit apprehensive after accepting the story-telling torch from his father, if you will. It truly doesn’t hit Will until at the funeral where he sees all of the wacky characters from his father’s stories arrive at his funeral , albeit not quite like how his father told him how they would be.

The hero’s quest is one of the archetypes of life that can be related to a whole smattering of things, from Star Wars and Batman to the ancient legends of Hercules and Odysseus. All of the heroes in the quests achieved their collective goals though various stages, both positive and negative. I feel that Joseph Campbell was on the right track with his idea of the hero’s quest being played out in a cycle. The hero’s quest, in my opinion, is more like an EKG reading. This is a perfect description because an EKG shows the activity of the heart while the hero’s quest is the activity of the heart.

This is My New Year's Resolution(Ripping Off The Sports Guy)

A couple of peoplelet me know that I've been slacking like whoa, so I decided get back into the swing of things with a ripoff of one of my influences, Bill Simmons(ESPN.com's Sports Guy) and do a little diddy called 10 (Of the many) things I love about sports:

1)The swish a basketball makes when it goes through the hoop. It's like a blanket of snow unfucked with. Clean and pristine.

2)The J-E-T-S chant. Short, simple and always gets the crowd going. Shit, I do it at home, albeit in a whisper.

3)An runner getting gunned out at the plate by an outfielder. Vlad Guerrero does it better than every one else.

4) A.I's ugly ass jumper. Watching the Pistons whip the Nets the other day, I was reminded why Iverson's my favorite player. Nobody has more heart(During the game. We're not talking about practice.), He's got the best "dagger" shot(Every shot he makes looks like the spiritbreaker for the other team) & he's a legit badass without being an idiot(i.e Ron Artest et. al.)

5) ESPN's John Buccigross comparing important players on a team to lead singers i.e Like Adam Duritz is to The Counting Crows, Chipper Jones is to the Atlanta Braves. It's great.

6) Hockey. Greatest sport ever. Just accept it. It has it all the speed and skill of basketball and the physicality of football in one sport. There's also the best postseason in all of sports and the sweet beards grown during the playoffs.

7)The first week of March Madness. The next best postseason, IMO. Nothing but basketball on all day(at the expense of Price Is Right, but sacrifices must be made.) played by people who give a fuck about the game and not their bank accounts.

8)Sean Avery. Yes, when you look up douche bag, you will likely see his picture. However, he has that extra intangible that every team needs, a pest. Ask Marty Brodeur, that fat diver.

9)Beckham's free kicks. I swear on Ronnie James Dio that they defy physics the way it bends like its going into the fifth row but all of a sudden the ball takes a "Magic Bullet"-like turn and goes right into the upper corner of the goal. A thing of beauty.

10)NHL's Winter Classic. Outdoor hockey in the cold works. I wished it snowed like last year but I'll take any hockey in the national spotlight.

I'm hoping to stick to a plan of multiple posts a week. We'll see.

BH

Currently Listening To-The Verizon radio ad for the Blackberry Storm with Jim from The Office narrating.